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What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

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What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!

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How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

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What do you do with a green monster?

Put it in the sun until it ripens!

What do you do with a green ghoul?

Wait until it ripens.