What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

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What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

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What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

What do you do with a green ghoul?

Wait until it ripens.