What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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Tire-less

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

What do you do with a green ghoul?

Wait until it ripens.