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What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

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What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

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What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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What do you do with a green ghoul?

Wait until it ripens.

What do you do with a green monster?

Put it in the sun until it ripens!