What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

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What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

What do you do with a green ghoul?

Wait until it ripens.