How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in Spanish?

Baana

What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

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What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

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How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Who picks up the tab?

The German.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.