How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

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Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

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What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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What type of monster really loves dance music?

The boogieman.

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.