How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

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What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

Why did the banana bruise?

Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

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How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

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What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.