How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What are bananas high in?

Trees!

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).