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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the Banana say to the other Banana?

You're very appealing

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.