What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

Deer nuts are under a buck.

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM!

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

What do you call the removal of a fence?

Defence