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What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

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Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction