What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

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What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...