Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!

What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

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Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.