Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days.

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.