What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

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Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.