Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Why do people buy expensive rims?

They're investing in wheel estate.

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What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

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How did Reggie Rocket's brother die?

Otto Erocket Asphyxiation

Where do lightbulbs die?

Offswitch.

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Why are there fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.