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Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What's similar between Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd?

Both of their last big hits were the wall.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.