How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

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What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go.

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.