How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

Because it's their sen-pais

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What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

How many pollsters does it take to change a light bulb?

One, plus or minus one.

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How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Juan

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.