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How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it