How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

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What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

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How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

Cocaine.

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......