Because he was picking up good vibrations.
Do you have a ticket for that?
Because he was driving under the influenza......
He tried to skip the Cross walk.
It broke the law of gravity!
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback
Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.
I bought the Groupon but can't make it
He was exceeding the feed limit!
Policeman: It was a moving violation.