Because he was picking up good vibrations.
Do you have a ticket for that?
Because he was driving under the influenza......
He tried to skip the Cross walk.
It broke the law of gravity!
One to get in and one to get out.
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback
Because they sell more tickets!
Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.
I bought the Groupon but can't make it
He was exceeding the feed limit!
Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"
Policeman: It was a moving violation.
