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Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

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Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

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Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback