Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

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Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

What do you call an egg that is neither good nor bad?

Mediyolkre.

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Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

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Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

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How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......