Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw