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Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call an egg that's scared?

A chicken egg.

What do you call an egg that is neither good nor bad?

Mediyolkre.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What broke?

Opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork