Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

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How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.