Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

The spermutations.

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

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What did the broken bridge say?

I have truss issues.

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

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Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!