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Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

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How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.