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Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson.

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What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

What's a necrophiliacs favorite drink?

Doesn't matter, so long as it's stiff.