Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.
She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
It was a Good Year...
The millitree.
They were Putin up with him.
Because they are always stalin.
It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.
Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.