Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

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Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

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Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

Because Mace Windu nuffin