Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

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Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.