Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

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Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.