Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

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What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

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Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter.