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Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

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Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

What is Russia's current Anthem?

A. "Putin on the Blitz"

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How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

Why does government matter?

It doesn't.