How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

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How do you call a USB stick in Russia?

A put-in

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in Soviet Russia?

M'otherland

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What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.