None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!
Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."
Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.
Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.
One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.
Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.
Linen
Glasnots.
It was stalin
In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.
