How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

Previous Random Joke Next

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why did the pirate have to change wenches?

His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.

How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

Deleted

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

Soviet Russia Jokes More Soviet Russia Jokes

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!