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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

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How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

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Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

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What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.