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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny...

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.

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How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb?

Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.

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What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?

Tsardines!

How is Alaska in the NE?

They can see Russia.

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What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in Soviet Russia?

M'otherland

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

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Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!