How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

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How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

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Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.