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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

How many homeless does it take to change a lightbulb?

There's change in a lightbulb

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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

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What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen