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Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

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What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

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How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.