When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

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What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!