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When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

House Jokes More House Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

Stray Dog Jokes More Stray Dog Jokes

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens