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When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

Stray Dog Jokes More Stray Dog Jokes

Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!