Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What does an agnostic... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

What did the lonely lumberjack use to get laid?

TINDERRRRR!!!!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

Telephone Wire Jokes More Telephone Wire Jokes

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!