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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

Telephone Wire Jokes More Telephone Wire Jokes

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!