Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

Half a measure.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut