Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

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Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

Me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

Telephone Wire Jokes More Telephone Wire Jokes

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.