Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

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Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

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Why can't R2D2 walk?

Because he has MS-DOS

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

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What's the programmer's favorite drug?

A line of code.

Why do french tanks have rear mirrors?

So they can also see the front lines.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.