Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

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Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

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Whats a weightlifters favorite kind of math?

AlgeBRUH!

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

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What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

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She wanted to lay it on the line!

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Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

What's an algebra teachers favorite animal?

A grr-affe