Why was the algebra teacher arrested on...

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it!

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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

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How do Mexicans line up?

Juan by Juan

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Algebra Teacher Jokes More Algebra Teacher Jokes

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

What's an algebra teachers favorite animal?

A grr-affe