Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

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People who give 110%

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Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

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What's an algebra teachers favorite animal?

A grr-affe

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!