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Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

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Why was the communist arrested?

He was caught red handed.

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

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Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

What do math and mermaids have in common?

They both have an alge-bra.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines.

Algebra Teacher Jokes More Algebra Teacher Jokes

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

What's an algebra teachers favorite animal?

A grr-affe