They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!
Refractions
A cow-culator.
They both have an alge-bra.
There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.
Swigonometry.
With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)
Mean.
Because it gives them square roots
Mental Abuse To Humans
An engi-near!
He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy
A cow-culator! (Cue groans)
Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...
An adder.
Because he likes to Count.
A large pizza can feed a family of four
Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.
Owlgebra.
An account-ant.
Aerith-matic.
Triggernometry
With a cowculator!
An accountant!
Trigger-nometry.
I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.
AlgeBRUH!
Calculust.
Because it has too many problems.
Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.
I see your point I've got a lot of problems.
A polynomeal
People who give 110%
He drops the base when doing logs.
X always equals 10
A Pi fighter
They have trouble forming solutions.
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.
Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.
In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.
It's a perfect 5/7.
I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.
The dive-in
She went out with the tide.
Dramameme.
Because the ends justify the memes
Your calves.
His homemade Bris-kit.
It's After Earth Day.
Cuz it's 10-4 GOOD BUDDY!!!
The chemist may frown.
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