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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

Ba Dum Tsss Jokes More Ba Dum Tsss Jokes

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

Bovine Jokes More Bovine Jokes

What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What's 10+10+10+25+25+5+1+1?

Me: Math

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

Cow Culator Jokes More Cow Culator Jokes

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)