How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

X always equals 10

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator.