What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

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Why was the pun so offensive?

It was homophonic.

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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How did the detective solve his cold-case?

He put it in a conviction-oven.

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

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What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

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Whats 2 + 2?

A math problem.

What did the hippie say about all of the math problems?

They're all, like, equal to me...