How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

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Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

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Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)