How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

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Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

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How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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What type of math is dead?

Aerith-matic.

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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How do cows do math?

A cow-culator.

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)