What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

I've never... META... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

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Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

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What did the hippie say about all of the math problems?

They're all, like, equal to me...

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist