What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

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What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What's pun plus pun?

Poo

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

What do you call a complaining adult?

A groan up!

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What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

What did the hippie say about all of the math problems?

They're all, like, equal to me...