What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

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What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

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They're all, like, equal to me...

What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.