What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

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What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

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How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

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What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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What did the hippie say about all of the math problems?

They're all, like, equal to me...

Whats 2 + 2?

A math problem.