What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

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They always take things literally.

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One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

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What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

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What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

Whats 2 + 2?

A math problem.