What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

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How do you find Calvin Broadus Jr's darkest secrets?

You Snoop, Dogg.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.

How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

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What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

Who is Scooby-Doo's evil twin?

Scooby-Don't.

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How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.