Fred Jokes

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

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Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

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Who's there! A Fred! A Fred who?

Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

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Whats Fred Flintstones favorite drug?

Crack Rock.

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Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

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How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

What do they use frozen band-aids for?

Cold cuts.

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What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

I let women know that i have a jacuzzi

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

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Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

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What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

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What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.