Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
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Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.
Fred and George Weasley.
Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.
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Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf
Fred.
Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.
Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down!
You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!
You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!
Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated
They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
Because they gave him Aang-xiety
Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!
Electricity.
Electricity
By banging 7-gram rocks.
You'll know if she was faking it.
Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.
She's just a country!
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
He heard it was finger licking good.
