Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
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Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.
Fred and George Weasley.
Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.
2scooby4doo
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf
Fred.
Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.
Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down!
Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated
Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..
I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.
They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.
Deciding which to tell people first.
Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.
They didn't...!
You add a dab of glue.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while
Horseradish
If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.
Let me count the ways... Five.
They both let me stick it in only one place.
You'll know if she was faking it.
He won't stop banging at the door.
