Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
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He wanted cold cuts.
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Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.
Fred and George Weasley.
Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.
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Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf
Fred.
Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.
Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.
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Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down!
Glue it to the floor.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Gruesome.
What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!
Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.
Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.
Crack rock
Crack Rock.
Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture
Austronomers
Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them!
A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.
Other lawyers look interested.
It was taken into custardy.
It's bells sprout.
