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What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

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Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

Taliban Jokes More Taliban Jokes

How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

Stan Jokes More Stan Jokes

Who's Becky, Stan?

She's just a country!

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

Buddy Jokes More Buddy Jokes

What just happened there?

Buddy says "Eumetazoa."

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.