What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

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Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

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Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban

How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

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Where are you going to keep them?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them!

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

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What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What the the electrician say to his buddy?

Watts up!