What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!

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What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...