What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!