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What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

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What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

Why was the programmer lonely?

Off-by-one error.

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.