What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

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Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

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Who's there! Anka! Anka who?

Anka the ship!

Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.