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Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

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Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

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Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

Condition Jokes More Condition Jokes

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

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Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.