Why did nVidia build the first self-driving car?

Because their drivers keep crashing.

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How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

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Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

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What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer?

None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

Why did nVidia build the first self-driving car?

Because their drivers keep crashing.

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

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What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Why did nVidia build the first self-driving car?

Because their drivers keep crashing.

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

Why did nVidia build the first self-driving car?

Because their drivers keep crashing.