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Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer World Cup held in England in 1966?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How Am I Driving' sign* *Panics* Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

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What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

Condition Jokes More Condition Jokes

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

N Vidia Jokes More N Vidia Jokes

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Self Drive Car Jokes More Self Drive Car Jokes

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*