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Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

Condition Jokes More Condition Jokes

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

Why did Prince William lose his cool?

He wasn't properly heir conditioned.

N Vidia Jokes More N Vidia Jokes

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

Self Drive Car Jokes More Self Drive Car Jokes

What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.