Why did nVidia build the first self-driving car?

Because their drivers keep crashing.

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Why did nVidia build the first self-driving car?

Because their drivers keep crashing.

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One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

Why did nVidia build the first self-driving car?

Because their drivers keep crashing.