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Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

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What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

Deez nuts

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

Condition Jokes More Condition Jokes

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

N Vidia Jokes More N Vidia Jokes

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Self Drive Car Jokes More Self Drive Car Jokes

What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.