Why did nVidia build the first self-driving car?

Because their drivers keep crashing.

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What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

Condition Jokes More Condition Jokes

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

N Vidia Jokes More N Vidia Jokes

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Why did nVidia build the first self-driving car?

Because their drivers keep crashing.

Self Drive Car Jokes More Self Drive Car Jokes

What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

Why did nVidia build the first self-driving car?

Because their drivers keep crashing.