What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

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Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

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When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

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What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.