One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.
Santa stops at 3 ho's.
One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..
How they process things.
Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.
When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.