One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.
I can get through his opening monologue without laughing
Half a measure.
Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.
In case Johnny Onion Rings!
Because they've no pockets to put things in!
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
Because their drivers keep crashing.