What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

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What is the difference between ice and dry ice?

Dry ice lacks of water.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

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What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt chocolate.

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

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Why did nVidia build the first self-driving car?

Because their drivers keep crashing.

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.