How they process things.
Cause they run faster than white.
Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.
One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.
He came to work baked.
He tested positive for Coke.
The planes were stalin.
Because they are almost never **tired**.
Norse Korea
Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
Cause Paracetamol
Because it was always running out of the pen.
NASCOW
Share ya laws.
Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing
Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
Baby on board.
Because there's only 2 factors involved.
Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".
