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What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

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Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

Hot Pocket Jokes More Hot Pocket Jokes

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

South Korea Jokes More South Korea Jokes

Why does James Brown like South Korea?

Because its got Seoul.

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

Crossfire Jokes More Crossfire Jokes

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.