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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!

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Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs