What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

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What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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Why cant you play cards on a rowboat?

Because you're sitting on the deck...

Knock knock. Who's there? Adelia. Adelia who?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!

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Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs