What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

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Why can't you play cards on a small boat?

Because someone is always sitting on the deck.

Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!

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Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.