Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

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What do you call a married cougar?

A cheetah.

Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

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What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.