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Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey?

With his Shtick.

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

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Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion