What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

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Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.