What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (World Cup)

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

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Germany/Brasil 7-1

What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (World Cup)