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What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (World Cup)

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Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

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What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (World Cup)

What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1