What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

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Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

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