What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

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What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

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Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

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