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What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

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How the fight started Wife: Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.

Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

They both ain't got the same Seoul.

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.