Uncle Vernon Jokes

What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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Because he had a membership.

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Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

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Because his parents are vegetables.

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Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!

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Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

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What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

Reddit

Why don't SJWs like Reddit?

It's a real cispool.