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What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How the fight started Wife: Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me: How about a newspaper. Wife: OK, which one Me: Today's.

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

Fish are cool

What is the best color?

Reddit

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

Why do so many people like Harry Potter?

It's a charming story.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.