Uncle Vernon Jokes

What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

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Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

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What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.

What's the loudest thing in the last two Harry Potter films?

Deaf Lee's "HELLO!"

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

What is today's best punch line?

Paul christoforo

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Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.