What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

Tantrum Jokes More Tantrum Jokes

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

What did the polar bear's wife say when she couldn't bear his tantrums any more?

Bye bye bipolar polar bear

Rerun Jokes More Rerun Jokes

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

Content Jokes More Content Jokes

Why do they keep making TVs thinner and thinner?

To keep up with the content.

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.