What do you get if you drop a piano dow...

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

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How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling