What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

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What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling