What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

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What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.