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What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?

After a week he was spotless!

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

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What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.