What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

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What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

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What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

Why are organ donations low?

Because most people have pianos

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner