What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

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What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

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What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling