What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

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What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

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Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner