What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

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What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling