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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)