What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir.

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What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

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What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling