What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue) I knew you'd get stuck on that

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Flat Miner Jokes More Flat Miner Jokes

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner