What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.