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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

What did Pontius Pilate say to Jesus?

If you drop that damn Cross again you are out of my Parade.

Shaft Jokes More Shaft Jokes

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What did one piano say to another?

CBA

Flat Miner Jokes More Flat Miner Jokes

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner