What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

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Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner