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What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

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When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

So we can both sound useless.

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

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Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano?

Discordant!

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano into a mine?

A-flat "minor"

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.