What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

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What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.

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What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common?

They both gotta go fast.