What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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What's hard and pink?

A pig with a flick knife.

Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.

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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.