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What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

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What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

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Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

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What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!