What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

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What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

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What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

What do you call a pig in a steel foundry?

A pig pig.

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What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!