What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

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Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal