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What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

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Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

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What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tie does a pig wear?

Pig's tie!

What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What's wrong with a broken alphabetizer?

It's out of order.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.