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What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

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Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

What do you call the action of a banker buying weed?

A dank transaction