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What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

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Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

"Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

When is a pig not quite a pig?

When it's oink-ognito.

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor-.