What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

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Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country?

With burger alarms!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

What do you call the action of a banker buying weed?

A dank transaction

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.