What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

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Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

What did the French chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Looks like we have debris all over the place

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal