What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

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Prevent Jokes More Prevent Jokes

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bees get you high?

Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.