What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

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What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

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What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

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What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.