What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?

Seeing your ex.

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog