What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

How did Chernobyl disaster happen?

Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

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Who run the world?

Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.

What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

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What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do.

What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?

Seeing your ex.

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What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!