What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

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What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

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Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

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Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu