What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

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What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What happened when the coke bottle was run over by the steamroller?

He was soda pressed.

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Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.