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What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill?

By running! J.K. Rowling

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.