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What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

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What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

Her IQ goes up!

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

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What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

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What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.