What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

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What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

It eggs-plodes!

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What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

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What is it called when you call your ex?

Ex-communication

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

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What do pigs like with chow mein?

Sooey sauce.

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!