Can we still be cousins?
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Ill call you tomorow
Seeing your ex.
Ex-spearmints
I see my ex came by.
It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
Old Bay.
At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.
EX-STREAM!
The crayon is non-toxic!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
There isn't one...
Old bae.
Having to see your ex at family gatherings.
You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.
There was a porkward silence
I only loved you for your body!
Shoot him again.
Ex-communication
Your ex.
His Ex-Wife.
I do.
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE
She was ex-spelled.
Because he is an ex-Terminator.
A Krismas goose.
Reload and shoot again.
She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra
An ex-boxer.
Drive faster.
Ex-Benedict
One's a cunning runt... and I forget the rest, but your mother is a whore.
Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you
Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.
He became an ex-terminator!
My ex-wife
One. Apparently she will screw anything.
A Waslim
Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!
Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "
Because she had one heck of an ex-goose
Old Bae
Your ex!
Because they were veloco*raptured*.
A paleontologist.
Start with a brief introduction.
He starts coffin...
A veteran-aryan
Veteran Aryans
People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!
Because they drink to much coughee.
I chews you
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
Does it really have to be a lightbulb
Getting into a bit of a.tiff!
