Ill call you tomorow
Seeing your ex.
Ex-spearmints
I see my ex came by.
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
Old Bay.
EX-STREAM!
The crayon is non-toxic!
Old bae.
You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.
There was a porkward silence
Ex-communication
Your ex.
His Ex-Wife.
I do.
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE
She was ex-spelled.
Because he is an ex-Terminator.
A Krismas goose.
She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra
An ex-boxer.
Ex-Benedict
Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.
He became an ex-Terminator!
My ex-wife
Because she had one heck of an ex-goose
Old Bae
Your ex!
The X men!
More than a Woman by the BeeGees
A mountain with the hiccups.
Mount Cleverest
Does it really have to be a lightbulb?
RAWWWWWWWW!!!!
A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.
After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
Ex-Benedict.
Battery
Because some relationships don't work out.
I'M BREADY TO DIE
I usually put bread in a toaster.
