Ex Jokes

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

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What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

Ex-spearmints

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by.

What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!

What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

What is it called when you call your ex?

Ex-communication

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

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Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do.

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What do you call someone who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

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Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

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Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

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The umbrella can be shut up.

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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

What's the worst hereditary disease?

Cousins

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I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

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What did the blue crab call his ex girlfriend?

Old Bay

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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What do you call Pope Benedict after his final day in the papal office?

Ex-Benedict.

What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.