Ill call you tomorow
Seeing your ex.
Ex-spearmints
I see my ex came by.
It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
Old Bay.
EX-STREAM!
The crayon is non-toxic!
Old bae.
You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.
There was a porkward silence
Ex-communication
Your ex.
His Ex-Wife.
I do.
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE
She was ex-spelled.
Because he is an ex-Terminator.
A Krismas goose.
She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra
An ex-boxer.
Drive faster.
Ex-Benedict
Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you
Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.
He became an ex-Terminator!
My ex-wife
Because she had one heck of an ex-goose
Old Bae
Your ex!
I want you inside me.
I'M BREADY TO DIE
The X men!
An Ex-Man.
BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
Getting into a bit of a.tiff!
Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.
0mg!!!!
A civil serpent
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Cancer
Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!
Cousins.....
It's all relative.
