Ill call you tomorow
Seeing your ex.
Ex-spearmints
I see my ex came by.
It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.
One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.
Old Bay.
EX-STREAM!
The crayon is non-toxic!
Old bae.
You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.
There was a porkward silence
Ex-communication
Your ex.
His Ex-Wife.
I do.
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE
She was ex-spelled.
Because he is an ex-Terminator.
A Krismas goose.
She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra
An ex-boxer.
Drive faster.
Ex-Benedict
Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you
Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.
He became an ex-Terminator!
My ex-wife
Because she had one heck of an ex-goose
Old Bae
Your ex!
Running... JK rolling
You summit.
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
So you can tell it apart from urine
Tequila never goes bad
Battery
The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.
Old Bay
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
Because they were veloco*raptured*.
He just needed some space.
Pasta la vista, baby.
If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.
Through ex-spear-i-mints.
The egg actually gets laid!
Toast is brown on both sides.
