What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Your plaice or mine'!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!

How did the redditor get lots of downvotes?

What is a pirate's favourite letter

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head?

Brenda

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae