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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the otter say to his girlfriend?

You are my significant otter.

What's imaginary that my girlfriend and I afraid to forget?

My girlfriend

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.