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Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Benjammin Moore mon

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?

Then jetpack through the ceiling.

Mistress Jokes More Mistress Jokes

What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement