What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

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What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

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How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well... around 200 bucks.

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

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What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

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Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

What's red and smells like paint?

Red paint

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How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

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What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About fifty pounds.