What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

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Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

His Feyonce.

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What's a Jamaican's favorite brand of paint?

Benjammin Moore mon

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

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What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement