She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
She thought it was diet coke.
Trying to hold on to a thought.
ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.
Sorbet
It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!
It's a dead giveaway.
144 blondes.
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
You have to read ursine.
I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.