Mistress Jokes

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

March Madness Sale

Couple's Daily Question Mug

$14.99 $19.99

What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

You might also enjoy:

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's black and white... What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Definition Jokes More Definition Jokes

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

Einstein Jokes More Einstein Jokes

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins