Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

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What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?)...not Sarah.

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Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash