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Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

Ground round!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Why did Megan fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there?? Not Megan.

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Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

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Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.