Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

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Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.

Timmy Jokes More Timmy Jokes

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere