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Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

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Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

What's a golf club's favorite type of music?

Swing!

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Knock-knock.

A race condition. Who is there?

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't