Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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Where did Timmy go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere