Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

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What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.