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Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

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What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!

What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!