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Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

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Why did the Native American hate snow?

It's white and on his land.

Who lose in the presidential debate?

American.

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

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What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting