Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

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What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

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What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.