One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
Gingers
Refraction of sunlight in raindrops
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
He thought he was melting.
According to the Gooey Decimal System.
Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet
Somewhere over the rainbow.
Roy Jeep Biv
Brash.
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
Santa stops after three ho's.
On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.