Sunlight Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

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What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

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Ginger Jokes More Ginger Jokes

Why do gingers always complain about uncomfortable shoes?

Because they have no inner-soles

What's pink and smells of ginger?

Fred Astaire's finger.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Rainbow Jokes More Rainbow Jokes

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.