One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
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Gingers
Refraction of sunlight in raindrops
Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.
There's no sunlight in the closet.
The white amount.
Somewhere over the rainbow.
New-fang-land.
Because they make themselves cross.
You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!
A monster coming out of the closet
Daddy help I'm melting!
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.
To stamp out flaming ducks.
A 'murical.
Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.
Refractions
You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.