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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

Where did I meet these crazy people?

But then I think "What would I do without them "

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why did they invent white chocolate?

So black kids could get messy too.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo...

What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

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Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.