Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

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Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

What a plates scared off?

Ebowla.

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

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Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!