What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

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What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

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Space.

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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The snow on top of it has melted.