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What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

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What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

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What is brown and sits in a toilet in a Dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

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Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

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What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!

How do reptilians melt steel beams?

Thermite.