Little Black Kid Jokes

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!

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What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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