Little Black Kid Jokes

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!

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What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What did the black guy get on his SATs?

Barbecue Sauce

What did the redneck get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce.

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What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce

What did the black guy get on his SAT?

Watermelon juice.

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How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

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What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

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Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

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How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

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Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!