Little Black Kid Jokes

What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Barbecue Sauce Jokes More Barbecue Sauce Jokes

What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes?

It was experiencing magnetopause.

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Sat Jokes More Sat Jokes

What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.