Little Black Kid Jokes

What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

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Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

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What's a pirate's favorite computer language?

Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

Barbecue Sauce Jokes More Barbecue Sauce Jokes

What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

Sat Jokes More Sat Jokes

What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

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What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

What was your worst day?

When I had diarrhea.