Little Black Kid Jokes

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!

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What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.

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What does a vampire call a hemophiliac?

Diarrhea.

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a Dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

Sat Jokes More Sat Jokes

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

What did the little black kid get on his SAT's?

Barbecue sauce.