Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

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What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

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Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.