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Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

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Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!