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Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

How many sides does a Pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.