Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia?

He Was Snowed In(Snowden))

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What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

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How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.