Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

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What did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears in Heaven?

Threw his baby out the window.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

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How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!