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How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.

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File Jokes More File Jokes

What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

A peta-file.

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

Librarian Jokes More Librarian Jokes

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.