How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.

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What file does a Knight store his music on?

A MIDI-val file.

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

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Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.