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How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.

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File Jokes More File Jokes

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Librarian Jokes More Librarian Jokes

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold