How do you catch defish?

With debate.

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders