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How do you catch defish?

With debate.

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What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

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Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.