Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Previous Random Joke Next

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

What do you call a chicken with political ambition?

Republic-hen

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite sport event?

Cross country

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

How do you catch defish?

With debate.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.