Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders