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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

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What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?

Puff pastry!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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What do you call a group of Beavers?

A hens nights

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

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What else can we think about?

Insomnia

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.