What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What Did Kid Davis Say To The Lesbian Melons?

You cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.

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What personal space?

My dog

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?

Permanent waves!

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

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How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

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What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

What else can we think about?

Insomnia