What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

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What is the medical term for owning too many dogs?

A rover-dose

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

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What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty?

A bouncy castle.

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

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What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Whats hard, black, and keeps me up all night?

My Roku.

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?

Bronto-snore-us!

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What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.

Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.

Insomnia Jokes More Insomnia Jokes

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.