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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.