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What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

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What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

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Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why was 6 scared?

Because 7 was a 6 offender.