What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

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Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

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How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

Why was 6 scared?

Because 7 was a 6 offender.